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My New Series: God Is My Boyfriend

Introducing my brand new micro-essay series!

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Aug 04, 2023
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Hello beloved readers and writers!

I’m excited to share my new micro-essay series, God Is My Boyfriend: Recovery from Sex and Love Addiction and My Quest for the Divine. You can subscribe for $5/month!

While you’re at it, please visit my brand new website, valleyhaggard.com to check out my classes, private sessions, and other new offerings.

Prostitute Barbie, below, is my first post in my new series. I hope you enjoy!


Prostitute Barbie

We cut our Barbies’ hair and ripped our Barbies’ clothes and lined our Barbies up against the edge of our beds in suggestive poses.

We grabbed Ken and marched him up and down the lineup so he could choose a Barbie to have for the night. How lucky to be chosen! We had dozens of Barbies but only one Ken. And he had his pick of the litter.

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